Met Gala 2019: And The Award For “Worst Look” Goes To…

 

Loved this year’s theme and picking the TOP 10 MOST FABULOUS is easy. But try coming up with a tight list of the most egregious looks – it’s much harder.

 

In part, because everyone brought their A-game and with a theme like “Camp,” it’s more challenging to figure out the intent of each get-up. For example, I did not know that Natasha Lyonne (who I thought was just wearing a hideous outfit) was channeling Klaus Nomi.

But I will say, in working on who belongs on which list,  I am clearly not a fan of Vegas showgirl looks, mullet dresses (i.e. short in-front, long in back), that whole jacket with no pants thing that Dapper Dan is into. And, most importantly, gold really turns me off (I had at least 5 women decked out in gold who I whittled down to one – sorry Julianne Moore, you’re the token gold wearer).

 

Scroll down to see my top 10 “Not Making The Grade” looks – hard to pick who would be #1 – but have to give Kim K top honors, in a tie with Amber Valletta.

 

#1:  Kim Kardashian in Thierry Mugler

 

#1 tie: Amber Valletta in ????

 

Nicki Minaj in Prabal Gurung

 

Natasha Lyonne in Jean Paul Gaultier – I’ve been informed by my super-smart friend, Nick Belperio, that she is channeling Klaus Nomi. My bad.

 

Julianne Moore in Valentino

 

Ashley Graham in Dapper Dan for Gucci

 

Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas in Louis Vuitton

 

Jennifer Lopez in Versace

 

Celine Dion in Oscar de la Renta

 

Kristen Stewart in Chanel

 

Jennifer Connelly in Louis Vuitton

 

VERSUS THESE 5, NOTHING LESS THAN SPECTACULAR!!

 

Lady Gaga in a large, hot-pink Brandon Maxwell

 

Zendaya in Tommy Hilfiger

 

Jared Leto in Gucci

 

Janelle Monáe in Christian Siriano

 

Cardi B in Thom Browne

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